Archive for July, 2011

The Very Next Minute

July 11, 2011

My Trick is already over! I was still sitting on the couch chuckling to myself about the secret money, when the young man came out and asked the lady: “Hey, what’s this?” She just looked at him and said: “It looks like a twenty dollar bill, why?” And then he’s all: “I found it in my bathroom.” And then she’s all: “I should go look in my bathroom!” And then they really started to go around in circles, talking about yard work, and not paying, and denying any knowledge of these actions, and she was so befuddled, and didn’t understand anything that was going on. All of a sudden, they both stopped, and glared right at ME! I was sort of giving it away because I was having to hold my hands over my mouth, I was laughing so hard! Tears were coming right out of my eyes, and I couldn’t believe how much I tricked everybody!
I think he kept the money, and she still doesn’t even know where it came from. She can’t even count! Ha ha!

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A Good Trick

July 10, 2011

I am playing a good trick on the nice young man that lives here with us. The lady always just calls him “Yard Boy”, and I think that is so disrespectful, because for crying out loud, he has a NAME, and she should use it properly. But no. “Yard boy, yard boy! Will you water the lawn? Will you mow the grass again?”
He did a ton of hard work today in the yard, and in ANOTHER different yard for them also. Difficult, sweaty, thankless yard work. He says he likes to do that kind of work, but I just can’t believe it. Anyway, the lady didn’t even offer to pay him, because she’s all “Oh, he likes yard work, and besides, he always refuses any payment.”
Well, as usual, she is just not thinking very hard. So I played a good trick on them both. She has piles of money, all lying around unused, so I took one of the monies and put it in a funny place where he won’t find it right away, but pretty soon he will.
And when he does, he will just gaze at it in wonderment. I will have to try hard not to burst out laughing every time I see him. But just you wait!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Secret money!

Happy Independence Day

July 4, 2011

I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!
And today I am so Happy to be an American!
Of thee I sing!
Have a wonderful Fourth of July Celebration, everyone!

Now all I need is some Apple Pie.

Summer is HERE!

July 2, 2011

It is absolutely summer time now! The gray fog of June is over, and it is sun, sun sun! I can almost taste the watermelon and hot dogs and ice cream.

The man and the lady are hardly ever here, they always say they are going to “Butte.” I thought that was in Montana, but I guess it isn’t, because they always come home late every day and sleep here. But that’s about it. I feed the cat, and water the plants, and bring in the mail and I even make sure there is bird seed in the feeder. I have no idea what these people are up to, and why they seem to have lost interest in their home and in me and the cat, but I don’t have time to waste on speculations. I am going to borrow the young man’s towel, take my ice tea, and go lie out in the sun in the back yard! This is summertime living at its best!

This summer I am going to get a good tan.